Hormones and Hottubs

They say that there are pheromones in chocolate. But I think that's a bunch of crap because I loaded a girl full of 32 ounces of the richest hot coco that Seven Eleven has to offer and I didn't get a single kiss last night.

So they closed down the hot tub next door. Apparently its too cold outside to keep the hot tub open. That logic doesn't make much sense to me. That's sorta of like shutting down the slushee machines because its too hot outside. Or shutting down the cemetery because too many people are dying.